Archive for August, 2009

when you fail that drug test

research shows that 90% of all u.s. bills contain traces cocaine with the more urban cities, detroit, boston, orlando, miami and l.a., testing 100% positive. 100%…that means every dollar in your pocket has some traces of the illegal substance. the bills are initially contaminated during drug deals or by users who rolls up the bill [...]


who invited her to the tea party?

rachel maddow made her debut on meet the press sunday and had a few words with dick armey, the guy who started the tea bagging parties that started in spring.  she had a few questions for mr. armey who um, er, um, uh, seemed a little surprised by her questions.

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monday morning andy

andy, andy, andy, now we understand the whole shark segment in planet in peril. i bet you regret the day you told the world you were a fan of the housewives of atlanta cause now the woman will just not go away. keep swimming, anderson cooper.
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news you can use: h-o-double t edition

oh, the dog days of summer are finally here (thank goodness).  the nation is heating up weather wise and why not sound hot too?  here are some tidbits for your weekend events.  here’s the week that was ending august 14, 2009 here at sacred bird.

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too depressed to go on working

speaking of labor disputes, boris the clown is mad as hell and he’s not going to take it any more. the inflatable clown and mascot of the moscow circus went missing at the end of july and was found in alice springs, australia near a golf course.  boris had a note attached to him that [...]


he talks better than he plays

there’s always a lot of smack talking when brian willaims and jon stewart get together so it’s about time they took it outside. the two led separate teams (one nbc nightly news and one daily show) the other night for a little game of softball. perhaps it was the daily show’s pregame chat [...]


check this out!

soon, the iphone really will do anything.  usaa, a private bank with only one branch in san antonio, tx and with customers all over the world will update its iphone application to allow customers to deposit checks.  users will be able to take a copy of the front and the back of the check and [...]