Archive for October, 2009
somebody call crockett and tubbs
the united nation’s report on afghanistan’s opium production says that the operation funds global chaos. the $65B dollar industry supplies over 90% of the world’s opium, serves 15M addicts, funds world terrorism, and kills 100K people each year. the u.n.’s antonio maria costa says that “the Afghanistan/Pakistan border region has turned into the world’s largest [...]
let’s get physical
andy cooper’s personal trainer is spilling the beans about how he keeps his #1 client in shape. seems the sacred bird works out at least 5 times a week and really likes to get his run on while building muscle. here’s the lowdown on the workout:
isolation: he focuses on one or two muscle groups a day [...]
newsflash: hitler is offensive
from the shores of america to india, hitler seems to be having a renaissance. most recently he’s reared his ugly head on a billboard in thailand. as part of an advertisement there for famous dead guys at madame tussaud’s wax factory, some genious decided to post a billboard with the slogan reading hitler is not [...]
why is she a baby mama?
she may have fuller lips and wavier hair than white barbie but mattel’s new black barbie is not going over well with some people. the major criticism is that she isn’t black enough because her hair isn’t curly enough and there’s too much weave –black barbie seems to be addicted to the creamy crack (where have we heard this before?). barbie’s [...]
bing is growing up
if you’re still haven’t bother trying to understand twitter in the hopes that it will go away, you can forget it. mcirosoft announced today that it has integrated tweets into its search engine, bing*. (tweets, for those of you still living under a rock, are 140 character post in twitter. ) this move by microsoft [...]
mobile sex sells
watch out eliot spitzer–the kinky sex will now come to you. lady lee, an enterprising german dominatrix decided to take her show on the road when her toilet went on the fritz. she did this by equipping her van with s&m equipment and says “it has everything you’d want – restraints, cages, gags, chains and [...]
call it a fashion statement
get out those face mask folks because according to a study from purdue university, this is the week when the infection rate for the dreaded swine flu is at its peak. absent of vaccinations, “the model predicts that the peak wave of infection will occur near the end of October in week 42, with 8% [...]



