86 the filler foods…
the fast food behemoth mcdonald’s announced today that they’d be discontinuing the use of fresh cut tomatoes on sandwiches because of the threat of salmonella (the food poisoning has been tied to fresh cut tomatoes). restaurant patrons are secretly relieved that they don’t have pretend to like the tomatoes and that other “healthy stuff” that serves as a distraction from the special sauce, the cheese, and the mayo (a.k.a. the good stuff).
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