a "mini-martha", if you will
the seventeen pregnant young ladies in gloucester, ma did not share a “blood oath” binding together their decision to get pregnant at the same time–they were just plain old dopey teenagers without access to birth control. but let’s not dwell on these parts of the story. this is america. let’s think about how somebody can make them some money. more specifically, how soon-to-be missus and new mommy jamie-lynn spears could make her some money and replace her lost revenue. now that the olsen sisters are all grown up and serving the hipsters, i think jamie-lynn could serve those young kids with widening hips. for example, she could:
- convert her current site and give advice to the gloucester teens and others, now that there is a nation-wide rise in teen pregnancy.
- design a mommy and me g.e.d. class. jamie-lynn already got hers, but she could give tips about how to get it done
- design an affordable line of clothing for young single moms, a companion to her sister’s line for old people in their twenties.
other ideas for jamie-lynn? she isn’t wearing the green for nothing.
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