i don’t even wear lipstick.

miss piggy and her handlers (kermit, fozzy) are suing the mccain and obama campaigns for engaging in a nonsensical debate about pigs and lipstick. in a statement released today, miss piggy said,

“if you don’t stop these offensive attacks on me and my fellow lady pigs, i’m going to get madder than a pit bull at a hockey match–i don’t even wear lipstick“.

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