maybe it’s a sign you should go kosher
some chap from england named toby ellis was making a late night snack after downing a couple of beers and he fell asleep while his bacon was cooking. he woke up to find smoke in his kitchen and jesus staring back at him from the bottom of the frying pan (the burn marks had an outline of his eyes, nose, and long hair). ellis thinks this is a gift from god and will keep the dirty pan for the rest of his life “I’m not going to scrub it clean though, just in case I get struck by lightning, it’s going to take pride of place on a wall instead,” he said. “It’s become quite a talking point for people who come round to the house and I have even thought I might get a glass cabinet to put it in.”
by the way, i did a little research on whether or not jesus kept kosher, you can find the answer here (scroll down to the bottom of the page).
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