mickey mouse could’ve done a better job
i’ve got a few new ones to add to the dumb criminals list
- the bank robber who left his wallet, with his driver’s licenses, in the bank after a robbery
- the guy who tries to do a little drive-by shooting only to forget to roll down his own window
and maybe we need a new list, dumb and crazy
- the christmas day bomber on the dumb and crazy list, you’ve got the times square bomber, who rather than bring down a plane, just got himself a nasty burn in his privates
- the times square bomber who 1)couldn’t manage to get his bomb to cause the mayhem it was meant to 2) he left the keys to his house in the car and 3) was stupid enough to waited 53 hours before he boarded a plane to try to get the hell out of town
i sleep a little better each night knowing there are dumb criminals.
photo courtsey of kyle pellet
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