wicked crazy

Posted by 180
May 21, 2008

related to your story about criminal idiots, 630, here’s one about a guy that seems to be working the system to his advantage. he does the crime but not the time…he only does miller time.

new hampshah is all about civil libahties and the right to “live free ohr die” but i think this guy paul baldwin may have taken the formah a bit to fahr while othahs are thinkin’ of the lattah. a stahry from the seacoast online featchahs portsmouth’s very own paul baldwin’s 152nd arrest for stealin’ a $1.99 beeah.

the best paht of the story is this–boyfriend refused a lawyah and tells the judge “i’ve been in this couhrt moah than you have.” on the one hand, i’m betting the folks of new hampsha admire his gumption. on the other hand, they are cursing the guy foah the drain on taxes.

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