they have more restrictions on lindsay lohan

by now you’ve heard of the mr. and mrs. smith like existence of the russian spy ring caught by the f.b.i. this week.  the f.b.i. had been following them for years and they’d been living happy suburban lives in virginia, new jersey, new york, and massachusetts.  some of them had facebook accounts, many have kids, and others were great gardners.

their alleged ring leader, christopher metsos was arrested in cyprus while trying to board a flight for hungary.  the authorities there must have thought he was much less worrisome than say, lindsay lohan ’cause they let the dude go after he surrendered his passport and posted about $25K for bail.  shocker, he hasn’t been seen since.

have the cops learned nothing?  lindsay was forced to wear an alcohol monitoring bracelet after she missed a court hearing in los angeles (she was ’stranded’ in canes because someone had lifted her passport she says).  that’s the least they coulda done with christopher metsos. am i right?

[nytimes, ny post, lohan scram bracelet photo, facebook accounts via gawker]

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