news you can use: the halloween weekend edition
it’s halloween weekend and everyone is no doubt still fretting over what to wear or what to eat. while you’re treking all over town this weekend, feel free to share some stories with others to distract them from the fact that they’ve done it again–spent time and energy on a ’holiday’ that really has no meaning. if you’re running the new york marathon with these people, be happy that you’ll be going to bed nice and early to ready yourself for the run of your life. here’s the list of attendees at the sacred bird halloween party this week* ending october 30, 2009:
- cnn came with a brand new mask
- microsoft went as eagle claw and tried to stop people masquerading as rich nigerians
- the whopper beefed up it’s usual outfit and went as a techie
- many scientologists were no-shows because they decided going as flamboyant gays and car salesmen would be inappropriate
- larry david ruined jesus’ get-up and it curbed his enthusiasm for the whole party
- a secretary at pepsi went with a mad men theme so that she could have all the power
- bill hemmer pretended to be a hard hitting reporter
- barbie’s baby daddy went as thurston howell iii
- baby einstein came to the party wearing a dunce cap
they’ll be happy to know that if any of these costumes were purchased at target they can be returned without a receipt. this will be especially good news for those people too stressed out to work on a costume.
* unfortunately, sharon couldn’t make to the party this year
image courtesy of wordle
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