news you can use: the weekend edition (lost style)
i’m not sure about you but i’m overjoyed that spring has finally sprung in these parts. while spring means the coming of summer, it also brings on the end of the series lost–stick with me here about how this relates to the news as reported by sacred bird this week. according to the many facebook posts this week many people have been confused about how it all will end and the stories that are being told in this final season. is it time travel? are they in hell? what’s the smoke monster? who is the man in black? well, for some reason this had me thinking about the stories we reported this week. here is the lost version of the news you can use as was reported by the folks here at sacred bird the week ending march 25, 2010. here’s what we learned:
- in what would seem alternate universe, our love anderson cooper lost a game of whits to a pot smoking old dude.
- the president, along with his crew, revolted against the others and got the health care bill passed.
- to pass the time in new jersey band of knitters decorated tree branches
- don’t swallow a pill until you know what’s in it
- no matter where you go, someone is documenting every move you make
- the others are organizing to revolt again but this time they’re not wearing clothing from the dharma initiative
- we may know why the man in black is motivated
- anchor man bill hemmer got stuck in a worm-hole loopy thing and told the same story for the 1 millionth time.
- you thought you were going to be saved, guess again
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