news you can use: weekend edition

wow there was lots going on this week in the news! so much that you have more than enough news you can use to impress the peeps at the discount store that you shouldn’t be going to, hardware or grocery store, at the gym, or a the bar you go to tonight–you’ll show them that your depth of knowledge is eclectic. that’s why sacred bird is here– to give you the news you can use for your next cocktail party, business meeting, get together, or whatever. here’s what happened the week that was ending october 16, 2009.
- marge got a 3 page spread.
- technology caused problems for teens and adults.
- kids that eat bad foods (like cake) may end up in breaking the law.
- things got scary in north carolina, so scary it was like a movie.
- speaking of scary, popular costumes aren’t but the candy collection is.
- gift ideas keep coming. get a first lady action figure or a revirginization kit.
- arnold to his maria: i must break you.
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