you shouldn’t have said that, phil
by now you’ve probably heard that punxatawney phil was dragged out of his little hole today and predicted that we’ll have 6 more weeks of winter. two events have me thinking people have had enough of phil and winter.
last week, president obama called out washington dc for being complete wussies after 477 schools were closed because of a little snow. he said “in Chicago, school is never canceled…in fact, my seven-year-old pointed out that you’d go outside for recess in weather like this. You wouldn’t even stay indoors….when it comes to the weather, folks in Washington don’t seem to be able to handle things.”
across the pond today, londoners struggled to make it through a “blizzard” of six inches that brought the city to its knees, closing heathrow, shutting down all but one busline, and slowing trains. mayor boris johnson said “i think we’ve done pretty well in what are absolutely extraordinary circumstances…there’s no doubt about it, this is the right kind of snow, it’s just the wrong kind of quantities. my message to the heavens is: ‘you’ve put on a fantastic display of snow power but that is probably quite enough’.”
coupla’ things:
- somebody give phil a trip to disney world for spring break.
- i would think after years of marion barry, d.c. would know what to do with white powdery substances.
- i thought the rest of the world made fun of us (well, george w. bush) because of the “god thing”. how come boris can talk out loud with the lord?
- winter sucks.
- winter sucks badly.
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