andy says it ain’t so

after some rumors started by “multiple insiders at cnn” (at least according to the wrap), anderson cooper emails his staff today to tell them that he has no plans to leave cnn. according to the rumors, andy is frustrated by his low ratings and is considering other offers when his contract ends next year. “one [...]


anderson cooper.. with glasses (not so good)

anderson cooper debuts his new glasses


why not call it the ’sacred bird’ or ’silver fox’?

somebody besides me and 630 wants to get a head start on celebrating what may be the greatest day–anderson cooper’s day of birth. to celebrate this momentus occassion, someone or some organization preferring to remain nameless has been posting the recipe for a a sweet libation called the “sweet coopie” all around new york’s chelsea [...]


jonah360?

mr. andy cooper went swimming with the sharks for a story on 60 minutes (see below).  he didn’t get eaten.  unfortunately for him though his show is getting swallowed up (jonah in the belly of the whale-style) in the ratings along with his home network, cnn.  according to a recent report from the new york [...]


quality time with andy: anything but trivial

the hotty-hot anderson cooper was back on regis and kelly and had a trivia rematch to see who knows the most about donald trump. who wants to win a match on this subject though? he lost and he’s ready for round three.  i think the subject should be “coverage of andy on sacred bird.”  here’s [...]


anderson cooper denies adoption rumors

for some reason, the national enquirer didn’t have the same investigative team on anderson cooper as they did on john edwards.  they reported that anderson was adopting a baby from haiti, quoting a longtime friend as saying “The death and destruction in Haiti made Anderson realize what’s really important.”  anderson debunked the rumors by saying [...]


anderson cooper and his puppet friend

the coop got a special visit from his fellow news buddy oscar the grouch last week.