hold it!
dr. jack cassell, a urologist in florida has warned patients that if they support ‘obamacare’ they can take their urinary tract problems elsewhere. he posted a sign outside of his office that reads “If you voted for Obama . . . seek urologic care elsewhere. Changes to your healthcare begin right now, not in four [...]
use a ’slowhand’…
when reaching for something good to eat but bad for you. when eric clapton sang about cocaine he said she don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie….but he might as well have been singing about cupcakes and french fries.
don’t say we’ve never reported on news you can use. next time you’re at the market, [...]
they’re real and they’re fabulous
according to the folks in jolly old england, males are going the other way with breast reduction surgey. it is the largest growing segment of the plastic surgery industry two years in a row. according to recent medical research, the british association of aesthetic plastic surgeons says that these types of surgeries nearly [...]
paging doctor stewart
it’s a good thing rupie gives him healthcare because glenn beck’s cells are declaring war on him, looks like jon stewart is devastated so much so that he sent him this get well card. i wonder if the hemorrhoid problem was worse than appendicitis. i’m thinking it’s the former because he also suffers from a [...]
then how come he can’t do it?
at 27 doctors figured out that michelle mack had managed to live her life with half a brain. just 10 years ago, a doctor at the cognitive neuroscience section at the national institutes of health found through mri that she was missing almost all of the left side of her brain. she managed to finish [...]
it’s just bloody good business
the news media is getting everyone in trouble these days. a reporter that provided an abrabic translation of a chinese advertisement for the artificial virginity hymen kit got conservative members of the parliament in egypt all up in a tizzy. according to the distributor’s website, for 29.90 us dollars, you get a “artificial hymen” which [...]
i wonder if brody’s heard this
hard to believe that the words “news” and “brody” (as in jenner) are associated in any way but here goes.
scientists have concluded that the once thought useless/gratuitous (vestigial) appendix is useful afterall. immunologist william parker a researcher at duke university medical center found that the appendix serves “as a vital safehouse where good bacteria could [...]
