they’re real and they’re fabulous
according to the folks in jolly old england, males are going the other way with breast reduction surgey. it is the largest growing segment of the plastic surgery industry two years in a row. according to recent medical research, the british association of aesthetic plastic surgeons says that these types of surgeries nearly [...]
paging doctor stewart
it’s a good thing rupie gives him healthcare because glenn beck’s cells are declaring war on him, looks like jon stewart is devastated so much so that he sent him this get well card. i wonder if the hemorrhoid problem was worse than appendicitis. i’m thinking it’s the former because he also suffers from a [...]
then how come he can’t do it?
at 27 doctors figured out that michelle mack had managed to live her life with half a brain. just 10 years ago, a doctor at the cognitive neuroscience section at the national institutes of health found through mri that she was missing almost all of the left side of her brain. she managed to finish [...]
it’s just bloody good business
the news media is getting everyone in trouble these days. a reporter that provided an abrabic translation of a chinese advertisement for the artificial virginity hymen kit got conservative members of the parliament in egypt all up in a tizzy. according to the distributor’s website, for 29.90 us dollars, you get a “artificial hymen” which [...]
i wonder if brody’s heard this
hard to believe that the words “news” and “brody” (as in jenner) are associated in any way but here goes.
scientists have concluded that the once thought useless/gratuitous (vestigial) appendix is useful afterall. immunologist william parker a researcher at duke university medical center found that the appendix serves “as a vital safehouse where good bacteria could [...]
this was not the advisory panel
a federal advisory panel has recommended that the government put a ban on vicodin, percocet, and their generic equivalents–drugs prescribed 100M times per year in the us. the ban is recommended because the drugs are mixed with acetaminophen that is known to cause liver damage (not because of the booze they often guzzle them down [...]
heart=broken
the first thing i heard about michael jackson was that he had suffered a heart attack. apparently, he died from cardiac arrest –they’re not the same thing. according to webmd, “sudden cardiac death (scd) is a sudden, unexpected death caused by loss of heart function (sudden cardiac arrest). it is the largest cause of natural [...]
