she’d get eaten alive at sterling cooper

pepsico was sued by two men in wisconsin because they claim that pespico stole their idea for a drink (the bottled water aquafina).  the dudes won more than they were asking for ($75K) and were awarded $1.26B bones because pepsico never responded to the lawsuit.
they’re asking that the lawsuit be thrown out and they’ve  identified [...]


thanks, i think

target, the hippest store on the block has changed its policy about returns.  consumer reports thinks the new policy is great, if you can read through the red tape.  here are the details:

lost receipts: customers can return as many items as they want in a 90 day period without a receipt for a total value [...]


somebody call crockett and tubbs

the united nation’s report on afghanistan’s opium production says that the operation funds global chaos.  the $65B dollar industry supplies over 90% of the world’s opium, serves 15M addicts, funds world terrorism, and kills 100K people each year.  the u.n.’s antonio maria costa says that “the Afghanistan/Pakistan border region has turned into the world’s largest [...]


just as cool as paris hilton

don’t be surprised if folks on the l train to williamsburg, brooklyn wreak of fancier beers once they hear that the choice of champions, pabst blue ribbon is just as expensive (and just as mainstream) as other crap beers.  sales of the popular drink have jumped 25% in the past year and it’s actually more [...]


it’s in the bag

cvs is launching a green program that pays off big when compared with other programs.  if you enroll in the program for $.99 you’ll get $1 on every fourth trip you don’t use one of their plastic bags. the program will roll out at all 7,000 of their stores (they’re almost as ubiquitous as starbucks [...]


this will sell like hot cakes at the kwik-e-mart

marge simpson will be featured on the cover of the november issue of playboy magazine and she’ll spread for a three-page spread that suggests nudity.  apparently, this is an attempt to make playboy the magazine more relevant to readers–the nudie mag’s popularity has been on the decline and there was even rumor that the place [...]


and finally, some good economic news!

the energy information administration said that we can expect lower fuel costs this winter, cutting average heating costs by about 8% compared to last year!  according to the report, “households are expected to pay an average of $783, nearly 12 percent less than last winter, for natural gas, and $1,821 for heating oil, about 2 [...]