they must have been thinking of ‘the nutcracker’
thanks to a tip from my buddy and love anderson cooper, i learned about the bp’s blog from the gulf today. in every way possible, the blog’s reporters take a glass half full reporting approach. my favorite example of this was from a report filed on may 28. in the blog post titled ballet at [...]
if this doesn’t work, maybe they’ll get a grammy
the senators of louisiana passed a resolution proclaiming sunday, june 20 as a day of “divine intervention” to stop the oil spill in the gulf. about the resolution, stephen adley said “Thus far efforts made by mortals to try to solve the crisis have been to no avail…it is clearly time for a miracle for [...]
let’s just hope he doesn’t direct it
’cause if the past is a predictor of the future, it will take 15 years and will cost a trillion dollars. last week, president obama let the country know that the government would take any and all plausible solutions and suggestions to plug the oil leak that is polluting the gulf of mexico. we learned [...]
911 IS a joke in their town
four atlanta college students were put on hold when they called 911 to report that they had been car jacked and were being taken to atm machines around town presumably to empty their bank accounts. the car jackers shoved two students into the trunk of their buick lacrosse and they managed to make [...]
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some lady named amanda flowers of england fell off of her nintendo wii fit and suffered nerve damage. the specific condition called persistent sexual arousal syndrome means that she has an orgasm at least 10 times a day when exposed to even the tiniest of vibrations — like a mobile phone ringing. flowers says “It [...]
hold it!
dr. jack cassell, a urologist in florida has warned patients that if they support ‘obamacare’ they can take their urinary tract problems elsewhere. he posted a sign outside of his office that reads “If you voted for Obama . . . seek urologic care elsewhere. Changes to your healthcare begin right now, not in four [...]
having a ball
a band of rogue knitters, part of the “salty knits” syndicate, are secretly outfitting knitted sweater-like sleeves on trees in the middle of the night. the knitters located in west cape may, new jersey say they do this to make their boring hobby seem a little more exciting. according to one of the rogue knitters [...]
