‘redneck loser’ wasn’t a category

the transportation security administration (tsa) is like the your super-wealthy and perpetually drunk old uncle jojo at thanksgiving. as much as you try to avoid him, you have to humor him when he gets you in his sights. i woulda thought that after the failed christmas underpants bombing, the tsa would cleaned up [...]


lunch time brain teaser: what is this?

if you can’t figure it out in 1 minute, you’re totally stupid.
click here for the real answer.
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next time, try drunk dialing

28 year old mindy jones got loaded, stole and ambulance, and drove it 50 miles.  apparently she did this because she wanted to see her ex-boyfriend.  when the popo caught up with her, she was in the ambulance and still drunk.  luckily, the news media was able to get her reaction.  she had “a pretty [...]


it’s never too early to start holiday shopping

if you’re one of those who like to personalize all the holiday gifts, you might want to check out the personalized fragrances from my dna fragrance. customers send in a swab of their dna and the company creates a fragrance that is “engineered from” the genetic code which allows one to leave “a fragrant imprint” [...]


that’s going to be rough in florida

the city of brooksville (rural community of the year in 2000), florida has tired of the tacky image that some of their employees promote–those who don’t wear deoderant, underwear, shirts that cover their bellies and dare to show outrageous tattoos and piercings in other places than their ears.  to prevent this kind of tackiness, brooksville’s city council passed [...]


fate always catches up

johanna ganthaler probably thought she and her husband were lucky. they were supposed to have been on the air france flight that disappeared into the atlantic ocean four hours after it left paris killing all 228 of it’s passengers. instead johanna and her husband, kurt, were running late to the airport and missed the flight. [...]


that’s a lot of crap

according to the youtube blog, 20 hours of video are uploaded to youtube every minute. 1200 minutes of video content for every 1 minute. in mid 2007, it was 6 hours of content for every 1 minute. in january 2009, it grew to 15 hours of video for every 1 minute. it won’t be long [...]