if you can’t do the time…
three people (two of them together) did things that may be considered offensive, all three had to face ‘the law’. considering no one has gone to jail in either country yet for almost bringing down both economies, one may say the sentences are a little harsh but who are we to judge? we just report [...]
maybe it’s a sign you should go kosher
some chap from england named toby ellis was making a late night snack after downing a couple of beers and he fell asleep while his bacon was cooking. he woke up to find smoke in his kitchen and jesus staring back at him from the bottom of the frying pan (the burn marks had an [...]
‘redneck loser’ wasn’t a category
the transportation security administration (tsa) is like the your super-wealthy and perpetually drunk old uncle jojo at thanksgiving. as much as you try to avoid him, you have to humor him when he gets you in his sights. i woulda thought that after the failed christmas underpants bombing, the tsa would cleaned up [...]
oh bugger off
advertisers in great britain are on a roll this week. in addition to the ad we featured earlier, another ad popped up and angered the people there–it read “career women make bad mothers.” about it, one woman said “I am completely disgusted; the words completely put women down. In this day and age women do [...]
ok, does it work on other brown people?
the new hp wonder computer is supposed to track human faces (i’m not clear why this is an important feature) but , it doesn’t work on black people because of the increased contrast (shouldn’t it make it work better?). the dude featured in this video actually bought one for christmas but it looks like he’ll [...]
next time, try drunk dialing
28 year old mindy jones got loaded, stole and ambulance, and drove it 50 miles. apparently she did this because she wanted to see her ex-boyfriend. when the popo caught up with her, she was in the ambulance and still drunk. luckily, the news media was able to get her reaction. she had “a pretty [...]
now that wasn’t very christian of her
new mexico’s soccer player elizabeth lambert went all mike tyson against a number of byu players last week. she was caught “shoving one player, kicking another, kicking the ball into another’s face (for which lambert received a yellow card) and finally violently yanking an opponent to the ground by her pony tail.” for her actions, [...]
