they have more restrictions on lindsay lohan

by now you’ve heard of the mr. and mrs. smith like existence of the russian spy ring caught by the f.b.i. this week.  the f.b.i. had been following them for years and they’d been living happy suburban lives in virginia, new jersey, new york, and massachusetts.  some of them had facebook accounts, many have kids, [...]


if this doesn’t work, maybe they’ll get a grammy

the senators of louisiana passed a resolution proclaiming sunday, june 20 as a day of “divine intervention” to stop the oil spill in the gulf.  about the resolution, stephen adley said “Thus far efforts made by mortals to try to solve the crisis have been to no avail…it is clearly time for a miracle for [...]


hey folks, i’m now on the interwebs

despite all of the privacy debates, former president george w. bush has joined the interwebs by adding a facebook fan page–as of this posting, he has 47,339 fans. i’m guessing his photo albums/profile pictures won’t include this one from the beijing olympics.
[gawker, facebook, pc magazine]


come on pot, you remember kettle….

he gave you the 50-cent tour of the stove back in ‘08 before you moved in. he was also kind enough to transfer his membership in the “mile-high rubber necking club” directly to you.  the card is on the way to you now but it’s coming from louisiana so it may take a little while.


another one down

republican representative mark souder of indiana resigned today to avoid a house ethics committee investigation for an affair he had with a female staffer. when are these guys going to learn?
*photo from one of souder’s better days
[reuters]


bernard kerik, just like rocky

like stallone, kerik has been beat up by the world (or so he thinks)


just like the founding fathers?

the tea party movement has had a bright light shone on it in recent weeks: the final stop on the tea party tour landed in washington dc on tax day, the day after sarah palin spoke at a rally in boston. liberals think they’re crazy nut jobs and conservatives think they’re patriots.  here’s the real [...]