it’s common census
so 10 years have passed and it’s census time. we mentioned a while back that the form itself had some controversy because it included the classification term “negro” for old people that may better identify with the term. certifiably crazy lady congresswoman michelle bachmann pictured here recommended that people don’t fill out the census because [...]
maybe that’s why he’s so opposed to the bill
that tax we told you about a while back–the 10% tax on tanning beds? well, it made it in the current health care bill. i’m betting this is the reason why the man with the darkest tan ever, minority leader john boehner is so unhappy.*
* before you say it, dude probably gets a spray tan.
you’re not socialists, you’re hippies
the republican senators held up meetings of the judiciary, energy and natural resources, and get this– the senate armed forces (even though they flew in commanders from korea and hawaii to testify) committees. the party so much more concerned than the whimpy democrats about the safety of the american people and [...]
maybe it’s a sign you should go kosher
some chap from england named toby ellis was making a late night snack after downing a couple of beers and he fell asleep while his bacon was cooking. he woke up to find smoke in his kitchen and jesus staring back at him from the bottom of the frying pan (the burn marks had an [...]
well, people think the president walks on water
a study of british school children revealed some pretty interesting things about what they know and their sense of scientific history. in addition to thinking that queen elizabeth invented the telephone they thought that luke skywalker and richard branson have been on the moon (one of these guys is working on it) and finally; sir [...]
at least she can read
sarah palin told chris wallace on this sunday’s fox news sunday “It would be absurd to not consider what it is that I can potentially do to help our country.” this coming from the woman who was the keynote speaker at the tea party convention this weekend. for those of you who didn’t want to [...]
you betcha
former governor sarah palin delivered her speech to the conservative tea party convention over the weekend. she addressed many issues–the 9/11 mindset settling in to america; obama’s hopey-changey stuff (she also called him out for being smart and professorial); transparency (or lack thereof); the movement of the tea partyers; and the magic that is massachusetts.
if [...]
